I'm writing this blog for any other mommas out there who might find themselves in the same situation I found myself in at 615 a.m. this morning.
You are never on top of your game at 615 in the morning. I don't care who you are. I don't care if you are a morning person or if you had 18 hours of sleep previous to waking up at 615 in the morning. You aren't fooling anyone.
If you are anything like me, you went to bed *early* for the first time all week and for some magical reason, the universe decided to let you sleep for 6 or 7 hours straight. But then, the universe strikes back. You find yourself being woke up from a 1/2 sleep nursing daze by your 22 month old holding his hand out.
In this 1/2 sleep nursing daze you are in, you don't notice anything in his hand. You pat his head and tell him to get off the bed. You lazily roll yourself out of bed bringing the baby with you. You tell your generous husband who is offering to get up with the kids to go back to sleep since you have been half awake since 530 when your 3 year old came into your room trying to sneak into your bed.
Oh how you will regret turning down his offer.
You will then notice your 3 year old sitting on the stairs. The carpeted stairs. You will then notice your 22 month old pointing at something on the stairs.
Then it happens. You smell something. Crap. I mean this literally and figuratively.
THERE IS POOP ON YOUR STAIRS. And not just one stair. And not just a turd. I'm talking squishy, nasty mushy poop on multiple stairs.
Honestly. You control your instant reaction (which is, of course, yelling WHAT THE HELL!!!!!) and then carry your poop smearing child to the bathroom so the squishy, smelly glob of doom doesn't spread even more past the top of the pajama bottoms. You toss said child into the shower while continuing to yell "WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!" in your head but verbally just telling your child you disapprove of this wake up call.
Then you realize... how the devil do you get this poop off the stairs? You don't have a carpet cleaner (something you are finding that with 3 young kids you should really invest in) and you have no idea how to get this s**t off the carpet.
Here it is. Tried and true.
DIY Carpet Cleaner
1/2 qt hot water
1 TB white vinegar
1 TB dish soap
generous dash of peroxide
5-6 drops of Tea Tree Oil
Get as much of the squishy, smelly glob of doom of your carpet as you can with toilet paper or paper towel or if you are a crunchy, natural sort use a prefold. Whip up this simple little recipe and use whatever you have to scrub to get the rest out. I used an old toothbrush.
That s**t is off the stairs and now that you have had some coffee, you are feeling a little better.
